hope_will_heal | chatlog: baiting demons

In the course of RP and chat, the conversation turned to brushing stray bits of grass off Raphael and hands wandering perhaps a bit too far. Then the following happened:

Raphael: "I'm like a piece of fine art, not a piece of meat. Look, but don't touch."
Raphael: "...On second thought, you can touch, but don't molest. Hands above waist level, please."
Belial: [murmurs] "So bossy."
Raphael: "You better believe it, princess."
Belial: "Well, if that's your preference." [is now female]
Raphael: "Nifty trick, babe. Can you do balloon animals too?"
Belial: [produces a long pink balloon that's suspiciously phallic]
Raphael: "What? Are balloon dogs too difficult for someone of your meager talents?"
Belial: "My talents lie in areas other than balloon animals."
Raphael: "Obviously. I think I'll skip that demonstration. I'd rather have cake anyway. And clowns. Know any good clowns?"
Belial: [produces a mirror from nowhere and holds it up to reflect Raphael's face]
Raphael: "Quite a handsome fellow. Far too good looking for clown makeup, I would think."
Belial: "I think it'd suit you."
Raphael: "But princess, you're clearly the one in need of the cosmetics."
Belial: "Me? In need of cosmetics? Clearly you don't know me well enough."
Raphael: "Then why does it look like you tripped and fell into an entire makeup display?"

They get along so well!